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36 ACTUALLY Funny Tinder Bios For Guys In 2023 (The Best Funny Tinder Bios For Guys)

36 ACTUALLY Funny Tinder Bios For Guys In 2023 (The Best Funny Tinder Bios For Guys)

If you’ve clicked on this article, I’m assuming you know the power of having a funny Tinder bio. Funny Tinder bios for guys specifically are a great way to make a good first impression and when paired with a killer Tinder profile picture you’re onto a winner.

Humor helps break the ice and ease tension, and therefore it’s great to include in your tagline. Your bio is one of the first things your potential match will see to get a gauge of your personality, so show off that good sense of humor.

Having a funny Tinder bio also helps you stand out from the pack, as your match sees a load of boring and cliche bio lines.

This article is here to give you 36 funny Tinder bio lines for you to basically steal, to ensure you aren’t being one of the typical boring nice guys.

Before we get into that, let’s look at why it’s important for you to even have a Tinder bio, funny or not.

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Why You Need A Good Tinder Bio In 2023

I’ve talked before about why it’s so important to have a bio on Tinder, but let’s check in one more time with this all-important concept.

So should you have a Tinder bio? Yes. You WILL get more matches if you have one. Tinder founder Sean Rad even said that girls are 99 percent less likely to swipe right if you don’t have a bio. Science.

There was a recent study that compared the number of matches a profile would get with a bio vs without one. The results showed profiles with bios got many more matches:

funny tinder bio for guys why you need to have one

Having no bio on Tinder means there’s a high chance of a left swipe and a wasted opportunity to match.

Related: Tinder Bio For Guys | Do’s and Don’ts

What should a guy put in his Tinder bio?

You might think an empty bio is a blank canvas for your potential match the paint her dreams. Wrong: it’s just an absence of personality.

So what should a guy put in his Tinder bio? Keep it simple and combine humor and honesty to give a sense of your personality while keeping it fun and original. Finish with a call to action where you tell her what to do next, like “Swipe right if…” or “Tell me I’m wrong”.

If you’re wondering what a good Tinder bio looks like, read on.

Funny Tinder Bio Examples

So we now know that Tinder bio lines are a must. In my opinion, you would be pretty stupid to not include SOMETHING.

But with that being said, to be in the upper percentile of Tinder users, you would want to have the BEST Tinder bio possible.

We also know at this point that funny Tinder bios can be one of the better ways to approach it.

So without any further ado, let’s jump into 36 funny Tinder bios for guys that will get your matches laughing all the way to the bank.

If you would like to check out more of the best Tinder bio examples go ahead and download the free list of FIFTY Tinder bios here.

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1. The Mistaken Song Lyric Bio

My neck, my back

My Netflix, and my snacks

In order to understand this, your match would have had to hear this song. Before you listen to the song, you should know it’s definitely NSFW.

This bio is a fun way to show you’re a serial chiller.

2. The Nicolas Cage Tinder Bio

Perfect date: We meet at a gala. You are wearing a black gown and I’m dressed in a tux. After we dance, I suddenly leave and you follow me outside. I’ve stolen the declaration of Independence. I’m Nicholas Cage. This is National Treasure.

Everyone loves Nicolas Cage. I don’t care what you say, he’s awesome. This bio is damn random and creates intrigue from the get-go, hopefully paying off with a laugh when she realizes what it’s actually about – National Treasure.

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3. Emotional Tinder Bio

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Prove that you’re pretty laid back and can make fun of yourself with this bio which at first seems a tad emotional, but will end up making her laugh.

4. Tinder Bio For The Laid Back Guy

So laid back I need to lean forward

Again show that you are laid back in a funny way. Much better than just saying ‘laid back’ in your bio.

5. Parodying A Tinder Cliche Bio

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then boy oh boy are you out of luck because that side of me is intricately woven into my personality.

This is making fun of the cliche Tinder line I’m sure you’ve seen: “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”

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6. Cursed Chain Email Tinder Bio

Didn’t forward some chain email 6 years ago so now I’m fucking cursed

If you have never received an email saying “If you don’t forward this email on you will be cursed for 6 years” then you’re either too young or have never had a Hotmail account.

7. Nigerian Tinder Bio

Fat 60-year-old Nigerian sex killed that just wants to find love

This one would be a little confusing if you had never seen The Undateables (a great show), specifically this scene.

8. Parodying Another Tinder Cliche Bio


I’m sure you’ve noticed that every third person has their height listed in their Tinder bio, so let’s make fun of it!

9. All Round Funny Tinder Bio

Will make you laugh o purpose and by accident

A nice genuine way to show that you will make her laugh while being okay with laughing at yourself.

When it comes to funny Tinder bios for guys, sometimes being genuine and not trying too hard can be the way to go.

10. Yet Another Tinder Cliche Parody Bio

In town for the week because I live here

Seeing ‘in town for the week’ can be a massive turn-off for people.

To me, it’s saying “I’m looking for someone who’s keen for a one-night stand before I pack up and leave this town”.

So let’s make fun of this cliche! She will be relieved when she realizes you aren’t one of these typical guys.

Funny Tinder Bios For Guys - when she reads your funny tinder bio

11. Showing Some Of Your Negatives Bio

I won’t oversell myself, so here are some bad points:

– I leave all the kitchen cabinets open while cooking.

– Terrible at matching socks

– Geographically challenged

A fun way to show a couple of your little quirks.

12. Belly Laugh Bio

I’m a firm believer that good beer and belly laughs are the key to success.

Being around people that constantly make you laugh is awesome. If there’s beer there, then it’s even better.

13. Perfect Tinder Bio For Electricians 

I turn things on for a living.

THIS IS ONLY FOR ELECTRICIANS! I wasn’t sure about including this, as it could be seen as a little bit sleazy.

But if you clearly show that your job is an electrical engineer (or something similar) then it’s a cheeky and funny explanation.

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14. Musically Talented Tinder Bio

I can play hot cross buns on 3 different instruments.

Poke fun at yourself by showing your (lack of) musical talent.

15. One More Tinder Cliche Parody

The dog is my nephew.

Yet another Tinder cliche. I’m sure you have come across a profile with a child in their photos, with the caption “The baby is my niece”.

Of course, if you include a photo of a baby that’s not yours, you would want to make it clear that it’s not yours.

Saying this about a dog is a pretty obvious parody of this.

16. Good Will Hunting Bio

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I’m smarter than most of the people who go there… Sometimes, I see an equation on a blackboard, like half an equation and… I just like figure it out…

Another way to capture the reader, but then give a little plot twist in the end when they realize you’re actually talking about Good Will Hunting, which is another fantastic movie.

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17. Confident Tinder

Forget about flannel, my shirts are made from husband material.

This quick one-liner packs a lot in. You’re telling your potential match that you’re a serious option for a long-term thing, and also hinting at a little bit of fashion sense. And by comparing yourself to flannel, you show her that you’re a timeless classic too.

18. The Cheesy Pun Tinder Bio

How did the Greek dyslexic cheesemakers meet? Feta brought them together.

If you’re looking for a girl that can’t resist a cheesy pun then here’s one for you. Plus it puts her in the mood for romance.

19. The Daring To Be Different Tinder Bio

I’m 4’ 10”. I’m unemployed. I live with my parents. Oh, we’re playing two truths and a lie by the way. 

Two Truths and a Lie is a great game to break the ice in online dating but the twist here is that they’re all lies (or they should be). With this daring bio, she’ll see that you’re a great catch who’s confident enough to take a risk on Tinder.

20.  A New Take On A Controversial Cliche

Screw pineapple on pizza. My most controversial opinion is that we’re perfect for each other.

People are still arguing about pineapple on pizza in 2023? Yawn. This funny and self-aware bio should get her swiping right.

21. The Self-Deprecating Tinder Bio (For Twins)

I’d love to say I’m the best at being me, but unfortunately, I think my twin has me beat.

Women love twins. Damn, I wish I had a twin. If you do, you should be leveraging the hell out of it in your Tinder bio and this is one great way to do it.

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22. The Love Language Bio

My love language is pizza.

Everyone loves pizza, and everyone loves a sensitive guy who knows how to show affection. It’s simple, it’s effective. It’s a right swipe.

23. The Zombie Apocalypse Tinder Bio

My plan for the zombie apocalypse is the same as for a bear attack: play dead.

Zombie movies capture the imagination and everyone loves imagining how they’ll survive when sh*t hits the fan. This one throws a little twist into the mix – playing dead is a great way to fit in with the walking dead. Oh, and don’t forget your flannel shirt for the apocalypse.

24. The Zodiac Bio

My star sign is Capricorn – driven, loyal, and skeptical. Which is probably why I think star signs are bullshit. 

I don’t recommend this one if you’re a spiritual Simon looking for your match made in the ether. But Tinder bios should be tailored to the type of match you’re after – if you’re looking for the kind of girl who’s not into reading her horoscope, this bio will be a hit.

25. Got The Hots For Teacher Tinder Bio

I’m just here to find my Mrs. Right. Hey Mrs. Right, remember me from 5th grade?

Having a crush on your 5th-grade teacher is a universal experience. The good thing about this funny Tinder bio is that the sarcasm could be the set-up or the punch-line. So it works just as well if you’re looking for true love or one-night stands.

26. Finding Your Type

Personality: A type. Blood: B type. Hopefully, your type so swipe right.

A good bio should get your potential match thinking about the two of you together. This bio is short and sweet but also poses the question: are we right for each other?

27. 2023 Goals Tinder Bio

My goals for 2023: learn Spanish, own my own home, and finally get to the bottom of then who was phone?

A 2023 throwback to an all-time classic meme. You’re showing that you’ve got real goals without losing sight of your playful side – if this one hits home then I guarantee she’ll be swiping right.

28. The 🤨 Bio

No butt stuff.

Three little words to provoke a deep belly laugh in your potential match. It raises so many questions, and in the wise words of Will Ferrel: no one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.

29. Because Apparently, That Matters

Prisoner of Azkaban is my favorite Harry Potter film. Because apparently, that matters.

Two things: chicks dig Harry Potter, and they’re sick of guys putting their height in their bios with a defensive “apparently that matters” tag.

So why not show her you’re rising above the fray? (And pro tip: you don’t have to have watched the films for this one to work.)

30. The Green Flags Tinder Bio

Dating me is like going on holiday to Pakistan: green flags everywhere.

Everyone loves a vexillology joke. Okay, they don’t – but this one should get a giggle whilst also showing off that you know these things matter.

31. The Red Flags Tinder Bio

Dating me is like going on holiday to Turkey: red flags everywhere.

When you’re trying to give off that bad-boy vibe you can be more risque. For bonus points, pair this with a dark humor opener “The other way I’m like a trip to Turkey is that I’ll rock your world like a 7.8 magnitude earthquake.”

32. A New Take On “Roast Me”

Roast me? I’m free on Sunday.

People have been asking to get roasted on Tinder since it first popped up and I get why – it provides an instant icebreaker that can lead to flirty conversation.

But this little twist helps you stand out from the crowd – and drops the hint that you’re down for a first date in the future.

33. The Surreal/Too Real Tinder Bio

The year is 2049. Sea level rises have forced the entire population of North America to occupy higher ground in Colorado and the climate wars rage on. Clean drinking water has become currency. What I’m saying is, live in the moment. Let’s get a coffee.

You’re the kind of guy who cares about the climate. You’re also the kind of guy who’s not opposed to leveraging the collapse of humanity to get a date. That’s depth.

 35. The Standing Out Tinder Bio

I’m not one of those guys that just loves hiking, relaxing on the couch, and food. That sounds more like my dog and I resent him for it.

Women read so many boring bios listing the same three interests: nature, Netflix, good food. Stand out from all the dull dudes out there with this funny bio.

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36. A Talking Point Tinder Bio

We’re made for each other like socks and sandals.

Controversy breeds conversation and dropping socks and sandals like it’s the most natural thing in the world is guaranteed to get you called out – after a right swipe.

Funny Tinder Bios For Guys (To Laugh At)

The other reason I am giving you these 36 funny Tinder bios for guys is that there are so many recycled Tinder taglines out there.

These Tinder bios are not only funny, but they are modern and not completely overused yet. Get them while they’re hot!

Feel free to steal these examples – or personalize them to create your own. If you are wondering what to avoid when it comes to your bio, check out this video about 9 common mistakes people make in their Tinder bio.

But the bio isn’t all there is to the best Tinder profiles. To up your dating profile game and get way more matches, check out my free 6-Step Tinder Tune-Up. Happy swiping fellas.

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